First Sentences

• Solitary confinement.
• Secret’s out.
• Sad, but true.
• Breaking news.
• This just in.
• It’s easy.
• It had to happen.
• You’ll likely agree.
• Picture this.
• This may surprise you.
• Everybody wants to know.
• It has to be said.
• Here’s a story about…
• I liked oatmeal. But I didn’t love oatmeal. Until this.
• Imagine this. (then something bad… twist the knife)