# First Sentences

* Solitary confinement.
* Secret's out.
* Sad, but true.
* Breaking news.
* This just in.
* It's easy.
* It had to happen.
* You'll likely agree.
* Picture this.
* This may surprise you.
* Everybody wants to know.
* It has to be said.
* Here's a story about...
* I liked oatmeal. But I didn't *love* oatmeal. Until this.
* Imagine this. (then something bad... twist the knife)